This hit the wires a few hours ago:
$GS raises price target on $APPL to $750 (from $700)
This headline hits 2 out of the 3 most popular perma-bear-conspiracy hate memes going at the moment.
Lets tick them off:
Conspiracy theorists hate Goldman Sachs, check.
Perma-bears hate APPL, check.
If only it could have somehow implicated Bernanke it would have been a perfect trifecta for some perma-moron frothing-at-the-mouth hate b/s.