Paging all Zombie Bears, if you haven’t risen from wherever it is you sleep, wake up!
Now is your time to bask in the limelight!
Get posting; here are some suggested topics:
I knew this would happen!
I knew it all along!
Fiat currencies are evil!
No-one would listen to me, but I’m finally right!
The sky is falling!
The end is nigh!
I blame evil HFT!
I blame evil short sellers!
I really wish I had some margin left after wiping out in the doubling of the equity markets of the last two years that I completely missed and now we are down a few percent I would really have liked to make some money dammit (OK, maybe not this one)